alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

I’m in need of

clarknokent:

Cuddling that turns into sex then back to cuddling and sex again if we have the energy.

(via countrystrongredneck)

LOOK AT THE CAT - me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via sextnoise)

(Source: spockular, via sextnoise)


A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

(via sextnoise)

ohmygoshsomeone:

thistimeillmake-you-proud:

deanovak:

when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers

image

this.fucking.gif.

@

(Source: deanovak, via georgiadeuxtr0is)