I wish I could be more. But not for you. Fuck you. I want to be more for myself. - mathsdebater (via perfect)

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dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

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justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

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